nonut
no nut november. he's trying.
day 1 of 30
he has one nut. he's been saving it all year. november starts in five seconds.
he put his only nut in a time-lock box at midnight on october 31st. it opens on its own. not a second early.
day 1 of 30. the calendar on his wall crosses off the real days, and he gets worse every one of them.